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What you look like after surviving day #2 with no bottles.

He's not getting all the drinks that he wants because he's fighting the sippy cup move up but he'll learn. He doesn't drink it at night but that's a good thing, we could never get him to give up the bottle at night. Maybe we can curb any caps that his teeth may have needed.

Wicked storm today in good ol' Waukesha. I left a little early for work so I wouldn't be caught in the rain on the way into the store. People thought a tornado was gonna land on us. Psh. I see a funnel? Then I worry. We have a heat advisory for tomorrow already. Supposed to be up to 100 plus god awful humidity. YES! Not only is there sweat dripping in this house but the sarcasm is flowing too.

The boy and I went swimming today. Oh did he like that. He jumps in the pool now KNOWING that I'll make him go under before I catch him. He did that for about a half hour. Holy crap does swimming wear someone out! I'm talking bout me here people. I needed a nap but alas, the storm was coming and I needed a shower. No lightning strikes in this place thank you.

Oh sleep, joyous sleep, here I come.....

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