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Well Then

Two things I hope to never hear leave my mouth again:

"Get that playdoh out of your pullup this instant! I don't care if you are holding it for later. It smells like ass now. Go throw it away. DON'T SMELL IT!"
- that lovely little charm was from yesterday

"You do NOT put Lucky Charms marshmallows under your penis! You can NOT hide them there! Go Purell your hands."
- that was from 10 minutes ago

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Comments

Les Becker said…
ROTFL!!! To be filed under: "Things I Don't Miss About Toddlerism." Poor Mom...
Steph said…
Hey lady how bout' you email me some of the pics you took of chunky monkey with your fancy camera.....
Mandy said…
eew... only your children could do things that odd.

and i dont think stephs comment had anything to do with this post... am i wrong? haha

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