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Well Then

Two things I hope to never hear leave my mouth again:

"Get that playdoh out of your pullup this instant! I don't care if you are holding it for later. It smells like ass now. Go throw it away. DON'T SMELL IT!"
- that lovely little charm was from yesterday

"You do NOT put Lucky Charms marshmallows under your penis! You can NOT hide them there! Go Purell your hands."
- that was from 10 minutes ago

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Les Becker said…
ROTFL!!! To be filed under: "Things I Don't Miss About Toddlerism." Poor Mom...
12:51 PM
Steph said…
Hey lady how bout' you email me some of the pics you took of chunky monkey with your fancy camera.....
9:47 PM
Mandy said…
eew... only your children could do things that odd.

and i dont think stephs comment had anything to do with this post... am i wrong? haha
5:09 PM
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