He's losing his voice right now due to a cold or him not ever shutting up. He told me today that when he loses his voice, he'll be getting a new one and then he'll be a grownup. I told him that's called puberty and, God willing, we have a few more years before that happens. He laughed and said that I was right.
He also informed me that the scratch above his butt crack itched and it hurt his crack if he itched it.
I'm telling you, he's an endlessly funny child.