How's Your Day Going?

No really, I want to know. Especially if you don't have children. Children that are driving you to the brink of insanity and then pulling you back to normalcy with the cuteness and apologies. If you're one of those people, please, do tell how awesomely fantastic your day has been. Mine? I've discovered the following:

* I bought diapers for the 1yr old the other night. Size 2. She wears 4.
* I clean like a motha when I'm pissed. I'd say the living room looks mighty damn organized right now.
* Kids don't like a yeller for a Mama.
* Mamas don't like being yellers to their kids.
* Mamas feel like the biggest load of shit when they ream their kids a new one.
* A horse fly just flew into the side of my head and damn, it kinda hurt.
* Good news, my rotator cuff isn't torn like the asshats from 13yrs ago told me.
* We still don't know what the hell is wrong with my shoulder though.
* Loving a 7 yr old w/ Aspergers has got to be one of the hardest effing things I've ever done.
* I think Jesus is on my side because I have't killed anyone.

* Yet.

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Please do not ask me to email photos out, I get entirely too many requests for them. These are the ones that I have at home, thanks to a couple of sources.

Customer Appreciation Day

Dear Crotchety Broad, While I love my job and think it's the easiest one in the world to have, I do not think dealing with your ass was easy. Here are some highlights from my fabulous time with you: When your cashier is ringing up your precious produce, putting the codes in (from memory thank you very much), don't start trash talking her. I didn't hear you ask if I needed help because, well, um, I was busy ringing your shit up. When I look up because I heard something , don't look at me and say, " HELLO??" all sarcastic and shit. I will squish your tomatos, avocados and bread. When I ask if you have coupons, that's generally a sign that I am not a mind reader, can't see in your purse and can't predict the future (contrary to what you may think dear customer). As a refresher, here's our coversation: Loverly Cashier: Did you have any coupons today ma'am? (and that ma'am part may or may not have been choked out of my throat) Crotchety Broa...

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